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I GOT IN SHIT TODAY FOR SPIKING MY NEIGHBOUR'S KID'S LEMONADE STAND. HER MOM SHOULD'VE BEEN THANKING ME, LITTLE SUZIE'S MUCH MORE FUN WHEN SHE CAN'T WALK A STRAIGHT LINE.

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A NEW COLLAR FOR NILA. WHAT DO YOU THINK LOOKS BETTER ON A FERRET? PINK RHINESTONES OR A COLLAR THAT SAYS 'BITCH'?